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A FEW INTERESTING THOUGHTS TO PONDER > Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when a revolver is thrown at him? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > What is the speed of darkness? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Do married people live longer than single ones, or does it only seem longer? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Can you cry under water? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why does a round pizza come in a square box? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > How is it that we put man on the moon, before we figured out it would be a good idea > to put wheels on bigger suitcases ? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why is it that people say "I slept like a baby," when babies wake up, like, every two hours? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? ..... They're still going to see you naked anyway.
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